My name is Mass Slayer.
I live in bombs and bullets,
in cannons and rockets.
I live in the nucleus of you.
I could be an army, a lone wolf,
or a terrorist band.
I need not toil,
pay individual visits,
like the everyday Reaper.
I stun as many as I can, in one go,
I stun them on a street, in a bar,
in a temple, in the battlefield,
in the comfort of their homes--
and you could be there.
Nothing pleases me though
more than being in the news,
and nothing pleases the news more than my exploits.
What a joy to star in a movie,
to be shared and streamed,
flashing my motto, Viva La Muerte!
Drench me with tears and condemnations,
I thrive on mass prayers
and flowers galore.